Guys, c'mon. Seriously.

There are two types of men in this world. Those that pick their nose discreetly, and those that make a habit of picking/blowing their nose while standing at a public urinal.

I admit, we men are a disgusting species. We have bad habits. We're notoriously careless about our hygiene and grooming routines. We smell funny on occasion. We stay stupid things. But in my 30-odd years of life, I feel I need to draw a line in the sand. Or the bathroom tile as it were. Men, stop blowing the contents of your nose all over the wall, and stop wiping it on the stainless steel fixtures. It's disgusting to say the least. I have to stand there and do my business while my busy little "yeah I could've totally done forensics as a career" brain tries to figure out the trajectory of your booger ballistics like it was a crime scene, and this was blood spatter. And if it's been awhile since my last visit, I have to analyze the color and consistency too.

At this point, any female has to be asking herself - is this REALLY that big of a problem? This happens frequently enough to comment on? You have no idea. It's a universal constant, and I myself have just started trying to figure out why I see it so often. Seriously. WTF.

Just stop it already guys. It's revolting. Some poor soul has to clean up after you, and meanwhile the rest of us have to try and ignore it when it's less than a foot away from our faces.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go gag for a few minutes.